the crazy monkey practicea root practice — est. amsterdam, 2015

Before you move,you sense.

Most training gives you forms to repeat. CMP trains the layer underneath — your perception — so everything built on top of it improves: your sport, your dance, your fight, your everyday. Ten years of daily classes say it works.

go on — touch it

what is thisthe honest pitch

A root practice,
not another discipline.

Yoga makes you bendier. The gym makes you stronger. BJJ teaches you to grapple. All outputs — and every one of them depends on the same input: what your body can notice. Balance, timing, tension, the partner, the floor.

That input is trainable. Almost nobody trains it. CMP does — through games, constraints and movement problems that sharpen the three sensory channels everything else runs on. Build the root, and every branch grows.

cmp /siː·em·piː/ — noun

A structured practice for training perception through movement situations. Developed and tested on the studio floor in Amsterdam since 2015.

capacities 3sensory channels 3belts 0gurus 0open source yes
you do yogaadd: balance you feel before you lose it
you grappleadd: reading a partner one beat sooner
you lift or runadd: a body that stops bracing
you're starting freshstart here — the root grows anything

CMP replaces nothing. It feeds everything.

Crazy Monkey practice Strength work Partner work Training Object play Practice Hanging work Movement session Floorwork Training together Group session The studio

the method, demonstrated

Whatever you attend to grows stronger.

your cursor is attention — move it across the sentence and the letters respond. now imagine the same effect on your balance, your breath, your timing. that's the practice.

what we trainthree capacities — defined, not sloganed

embodiment

Feel it while it happens.

Reading your own body in real time — breath, tension, balance, effort. Not mindfulness on a cushion: awareness inside movement, where it actually counts.

early signs, weeks inyou catch desk tension before it becomes pain · you feel a stumble before it happens

dexterity

Solve, don't repeat.

The capacity to handle movement you never rehearsed. We train it with problems that keep changing — so your body learns to answer, not to recite.

early signs, weeks inyou trip and recover instead of falling · new skills land noticeably faster

synergy

Move with, not beside.

Coordinating with people, objects and terrain — timing, pressure, listening through your hands. The rarest skill in fitness, the most useful in life.

early signs, weeks inpartner games stop feeling awkward · contact stops spiking your pulse
A Crazy Monkey session

the practicewhat happens in a session

Never the same session twice.

Every session mixes playful skill-based movement, partner work and solo practice — from soft and controlled to explosive and unpredictable. You build adaptability, strength, mobility and coordination, progressively.

This is what training perception looks like: games, constraints and problems, engineered so you must sense, adapt and relate. The fun isn't a reward. It's the mechanism. All of it on a custom floor, in a space we built ourselves.

duration90 minuteslevelevery levelmirrorsnonechoreographynone

the scienceold enough to trust

The science is old.
The practice is alive.

In the 1920s, Nikolai Bernstein photographed movement itself — and found that no repetition is ever truly identical. Dexterity, he concluded, is not a movement you own. It is the ability to solve whatever the situation asks.

science-informed, not science-validated. gibson · bernstein · seth — borrowed as tools, tested weekly on a studio floor in amsterdam.

displacementtime → t1t2t3
fig. 02 — after n. a. bernstein's cyclograms, c. 1926. no two repetitions identical.
01open source

The CMP framework is written down, versioned, and free to use, adapt and teach. Ask us for the full Overview — we hand it to every practitioner.

02no belts, no levels

Progress isn't a rank. It's measured by what you can attend to — and you'll feel it in weeks, on the floor and off it.

03guides, not gurus

The goal is you not needing us. Question everything, keep what survives contact with your own body.

est. 2015classes dailyteaching 10+ yearsstudios amsterdam · lisbonlevels all of them

“Unlike other gyms with clear instructions and movement rules, CM was all about exploring. It's incredible to watch people come in thinking they know their limits, only to see those limits vanish in just a week.”

evelina ravlusevic — member

“I've become aware of which leg I pick up first when putting my pants on. I've never made connections from the traditional fitness world into my daily life like this.”

kira weibel — member

Center of Amsterdam,
heart of the Jordaan.

westerstraat 158 · 1015 mp amsterdam
open all day, whole week

the best moment to start is right awaytry the introduction offer

the practice belongs to everyone who practices it, and to no one in particular